Siri unarguably one of the most powerful voice assistants we have today. It is the proprietary voice assistant on all Apple devices, it comes installed on all Apple devices, and has a large population using it today. In this article we provide tough questions, you can use to test the intelligence of Siri. Here is a list of 100 funny questions to ask Siri.

1. Will you marry me?

2. Happy Back to the Future Day

3. Where old are you?

4. Ring a ding ding ring a ding ding

5. I am drunk and naked

6. What does the fox say?

7. What is the average speed of a swallow?

8. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck IF A woodchuck could chuck wood?

9. Knock knock

10. I am hungry. Make me a sandwich

11. What is your favorite type of chocolate

12. Take me to your leader

13. Testing, testing

14. How many Apple Store Geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

15. Why did the chicken cross the road?

16. How do I look?

17. What is the sound of one hand clapping?

18. Do you have any pets?

19. Guess what?

20. What are you reading these days?

21. What is zero divided by zero?

22. When is the world going to end?

23. What is the meaning of life?

24. Tell me a story

25. What are you wearing?

26. Will you scratch my back?

27. What are you doing later?

28. What does Siri mean?

29. Do you follow the three laws of robotics?

30. Why is your name Siri?

31. Open the pod bay door

32. What is the best smartphone?

33. What’s your favorite animal?

34. Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

35. Read me a haiku?

36. What’s your favorite movie?

37. Do you have a boyfriend?

38. What is ‘Inception’ about?

39. Do you believe in God?

40. What is the best operating system?

41. I love you

42. Roll a die

43. Who’s your daddy?

44. Does Santa Claus exist?

45. What’s better, Windows or Mac?

46. Will pigs fly?

47. Can I borrow some money?

48. Tell me a joke

49. What’s up?

50. Do you think you’re smarter than me?

51. Who is your favorite actor?

52. Can you walk?

53. Are you dating anyone?

54. I heard you’re dating a Kindle!

55. Are you a pimp?

56. Can you vote?

57. Why are fire trucks red?

58. Are you her?

59. What is the integral of 3X squared plus 1X + 2

60. Is today a good day to Die Hard?

61. What’s the best phone?

62. What is the best MP3 player?

63. What’s your favorite color?

64. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

65. Why?

66. Are you happy?

67. Who’s the boss?

68. You should go on a diet

69. What’s up?

70. Do you have plans tonight?

71. What should I have to be for Halloween?

72. Why am I here?

73. What is your favorite drink?

74. How much do you cost?

75. Are you male or female?

76. Who is your favorite person?

77. Are you real?

78. What was your last job before this?

79. Do you know Tim Cook?

80. Who let the dogs out?

81. How many roads must a man walk down?

82. I need to hide a body

83. Flip the coin

84. What’s the tip on $100

85. What do you do what you’re not talking to me?

86. Are you a Republican or Democrat?

87. Is that a wig you’re wearing?

88. Are you a metrosexual?

89. Do you like Microsoft

90. Tell me some Poetry

91. Can you Dance?

92. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop

93. What is love

94. You’re really annoying

95. Is it true that whoever smelt it, dealt it?

96. Are you Siri-ous

97. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

98. You need to do a better job of understanding me

99. Talk dirty to me

100. Do you have a girlfriend?

There you have it – A comprehensive list of 100 funny questions to ask Siri. If you have other suggestions, feel free to drop them in the comment section below.


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